hey, it's letty, and i just wanted to tell each and every one of you that i think you're the scum of the earth. you're tramps, and your social level is that of a ciggarette butt in a dirty ashtray. you'll never find any real happiness in life, and then when you die you'll go to hell where the devil will proceed to shove pineapples up your butt for all of an eternity. of course, if you stop drinking/smoking/haviing sex/stealing/masturbating/eating excessively then maybe you won't go to hell. you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptised babies. of course, i (Letty Hanson)have never dared to commit any of these horrendous mortal sins and will get to spent an eternal life up in heaven with jesus and willie nelson, Creed will be there too. we are all given tools in life to help us overcome sin; (chastity belts, rosary beads, riddalin, holy water, guilt, morality, self-control, prayer, an honest job , simply inhaling second-hand smoke, and if all else fails, a good old fashioned beating will do just fine.) this may seem tough, but life is tough, and is all about overcoming satan and his seemingly enticing life of malevolence, because when he's not down in georgia looking for a soul to steal, he's here in Rhode Island (the state of sin) doing just the same thing. so, follow my simple guidelines for a pure life, and resist temptation to avoid an eternal exisistance of damnation. my prayers will be with you.

Jesus loves you (but not really),
Letty and Grace








Just a reminder that this is a joke... in case you didn't get it.